People really act weird at Christmas time! What other time of year
do you sit in front of a dead tree in the living room
and eat nuts and sweets out of your socks?
On Donner, On Blitzen, On VISA!
Enjoy the holly days!
Watch where you step. Watch where you go. You may end up under the mistletoe.
Be jolly, by golly.
If ifs, ands and buts were sweets and nuts, we'd all have a wonderful Christmas.
Christmas calories don't count!
Christmas is a race to see which gives out first... your money or your feet.